sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

by TheSemen August 30, 2016

cucumber dildo

when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo

Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.

by JustinBieberLover1223 September 22, 2020

screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023

hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

Dildo

A guy normally named Dillon or Dylan who uses girls for sex. They normally have slept with over 20 girls.

Girl: Hey do you know Dillon.
Other girl: yea he is a dildo.

by Balsamgirlnew May 16, 2017

nerf dildo

NSFW Something that appears to be impressively effective, yet is completely ineffective.

Upon losing all credibility/power, he is considered now a Nerf Dildo.

by An Impressive Fool December 1, 2023

Pile-Driver Dildo

A 'Pile-Driver Dildo' is an act in which a man purposely gets a hemorrhoid or 'piles' and begins to fuck a girl in the pussy with the piece of the small intestine which is hanging out of his asshole.

Aron: How did you enjoy my party, last night bro?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?

by oneinchpunisher December 28, 2019