Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021

Dildo Wonderbush

Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.

This dildo wonderbush is doing 45 in a 65 speed zone!

by Damn It Joe May 28, 2018

Negative dildo

An obnoxious term used for someone with a bad attitude or mood also used to say that someone is grumpy or has a bad disposition.

E.g

She is always mad. Must be that negative dildo up her backside.

by Dopiemaster1.7 April 24, 2019

Dildo Tank

Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.

Hey Wade, let's go play some Dildo Tank!

by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016

juicy dildo

a stinky mango that hasn’t been left in the fridge for months

my mom is brutally addicted to juicy dildo's!

by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021

nerf dildo

NSFW Something that appears to be impressively effective, yet is completely ineffective.

Upon losing all credibility/power, he is considered now a Nerf Dildo.

by An Impressive Fool December 02, 2023

Master Dildo

An exact replica of Link's "Master Sword" for Zelda to use.

Zelda used her Master Dildo when Link was on an adventure.

by KidIcarus1234 June 14, 2023