2 December

Depression Day

On December 2nd people from all around the earth mysteriously become depressed

People born on this day are known for being really sad but also really kind

"Dude I feel so depressed today"
"Oh yea it’s 2 December !"

by Raven_Pog March 14, 2021

Dick down December

Dick down December is a celebration for the holiday of no nut November also when boys can fuck the shit out there girls 💜💜nut away . ~@brazy.jj

HER : You gonna fuck all dick down December ?

Him : hell yeah my girl gonna be handicap when i get down with her.

by Brazy.jj November 25, 2018

Destroy dick december

God's Miracle.

Seriously.
After no nut november you just destroy your dick

I don't give a fuck

Destroy dick December comes after no nut november.
Yahoo!

by Уαheց October 12, 2018

december 4

the most handsome human being was born, his name is kim seokjin

oomf its december 4, time to do our ritual

by jinsential October 15, 2019

21 december

The day that your bf or gf gives you what you deserve

You:its the 21 December
Him/her: give it to me baby

by Daddy 4skin December 10, 2019

december 9

be sad lonely and single day

Karen: its December 9
Jennifer: you know what that mean...
karen and jennifer: TIME TO BE LONELY AS FUCKK

by friendly neighborhood otaku December 8, 2019

december 1st

it’s christmas season bitches
get ur candy canes and cookie cutters out

time to start hoe hoe hoeing around

december 1st is when christmas season starts B)

by 🐽🤠😎 October 16, 2019