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Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.
Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!
by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 25, 2024
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Dave

Dave is such an amazing person who brings the best in others.He might not realise it but he is a light tht inspires others. Dave is super special and a once in a lifetime person. Moi.
Dave tends to undervalue himself sometimes, but Dave is loved more than what he thinks. Dave is talented, hard-worker and a very kind and beautiful soul. Dave succeeds in everything he puts his heart into. Mimoiii
Dave deserves happiness and success in ever aspects of life. If Dave don't give up and continue to have faith , Dave will receive the heavenly reward waiting for him.

Dave can and Dave will. Fighting✨😘
Dave is awesome.
Dave, You are loved.
Dave, my mimoiii
by Mimoiii March 5, 2022
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Dave

Bro dave is literally just a chill guy
by jamaicaontop March 4, 2025
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Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
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Dave Mustang

What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang
I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang
by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023
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Daving

The act of fingering your own asshole while your legs are raised and behind your head.
Oi, stop daving and get over here.

I walked into a room and saw him Daving.
by Cried out for Ted Longford October 14, 2020
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one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.
That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.
by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023
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