A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

stands for are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Scaramouche: are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Fatui: shut the fuck up he just said A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

by xoxkers February 13, 2022

I'd rather eat a shoe

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.

Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023

Ride the D Train to A Town

The act of a man participating in anal sex with a woman

Person 1: "How'd it go with your girl on the weekend?"

Person 2: "Great man, she finally let me ride the D Train to A Town!"

by Reshmo August 3, 2007

F'd in the A

To Get banged through the anal

Wow, that girl walks like she got f'd in the a.

by Jessica4Sho May 28, 2006

w.a.r.d.

acronym for What A Rick Day

Jack: this day is so beautiful
Christian: I will declare it a rick day
Connor: W.A.R.D.

by iheartneals June 13, 2008

Financial A.I.D.S.

When somebody is so unwise with money that it tends to die slowly and painfully in the stock market, "disappear," or is spent on useless items such as a "Margaritaville margarita machine" that person is said to have financial A.I.D.S.; the opposite of a Jew.

Guy 1: "Dude, why's your dad so depressed?"
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."

by $p00n May 10, 2011

A.R.D.

A.R.D (abbr. Anti-Rape Device*) adjective.

An outfit or item of clothing either so complicated or so ugly that even a rapist wouldn't bother to try and do you.

* disclaimer: there are some sicko's out there that even a poncho and track pants won't stop.

1) Jeans so tight and therefore difficult to remove that they function as to stop a rapist in their path; e.g. 'Man, my jeans are an A.R.D. , it took me ten minutes to get them on today' .

2) An outfit or item of clothing so unattractive, it wards off potential rapists. E.g. 'This hoodie is so gross, it's such an A.R.D. but I don't care, I'm compfy.'. or 'Man, did you see what she was wearing?! Total A.R.D. '

by Krave-ing April 2, 2011