Cunt Cough

When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.

Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls

by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015

tired cunt

Tired cunt-
Useless, slow, shit worker, general shit cunt.
Everyone gets sick of a tired cunt really quickly.

"Man drue is useless on the shovel"

"yeah I know he's a fucken tired cunt"

by Hater1313 September 19, 2015

Cunt-nostril

when one or more people have consumed a large amount of dank chron (weed), and are at the point of temporary paralysis from the neck down.

" dude I am cunt-nostril right now "

Or by adding ED. to the end you can say

" bro I am cunt-nostriled "

by Damo the destroyer June 12, 2016

Cunt-drapper

An exclamation of excitement over ones favourite song.

"That new Scissor Sisters song is a real cunt-drapper!!"

by Hairyfairy October 19, 2012

cunt fart

The flatulent expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after penile withdrawal.

"When I pulled out, she actually let a cunt fart rip. It was hard not to laugh, but I managed."

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

raging cunt

Someone who is exceptionally bitchy or rude.

"Blair slammed the door in my face."
"What a raging cunt."

by McCasland May 18, 2005

cunt-holio

a person who is a cunt and a corn-holio at the same time.

Dude, Karen is being such a cunt-holio!

by kuttyb March 27, 2009