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Crap Daniels

The feeling (and exclamation) when you realize you've made a mistake or done something incredibly stupid, and get a drunk-dizzy feeling from the realization, much like taking a couple shots of Jack Daniels.
"Dude... You forgot your girlfriends birthday today.."

"Crap Daniels!!"
by wonderkind April 30, 2010
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Crap-gathering point

A place where hoarders and/or procrastinators put things like dirty dishes, books or other items.
When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.
by anonymous June 13, 2021
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Crap In My Eye

When an eyelash or dirt gets in the sides of you're eye.
"Ah!" yelled Jerry.
"What's Wrong?" said Sam.
"I just got some crap in my eye," Jerry replied.
by RubixMan August 4, 2017
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Schrodinger's crap

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away
"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"
by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024
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Crap Splash

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.
I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.
by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016
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A Crap for That

The return statement after a friend or associate tells you that they have an application for a smart-phone that applies to the situation (e.g. finding the positions of the stars) and you profess to them in a sarcastic manner that you do not care.
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy
Guy1: Hey, man, check it out! My iPhone has an app that lets me know what the stars look like above us right now!
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...
by RaisinguStoronga December 29, 2010
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Crap

A word used sometimes when people are frustrated, or they are talking about numero dos, or they are talking about something of extremely poor quality. Fun Fact: Did you know that the person who invented the toilet was named Thomas Crapper??? If you don't believe me, look it up.
WHAT THE CRAP! DID YOU CRAP YOUR PANTS?! You get the idea.
by Skittlelovesdictionary May 19, 2023
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