The feeling (and exclamation) when you realize you've made a mistake or done something incredibly stupid, and get a drunk-dizzy feeling from the realization, much like taking a couple shots of Jack Daniels.
by wonderkind April 30, 2010

When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.
by anonymous June 13, 2021

by RubixMan August 4, 2017

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away
by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.
by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016

The return statement after a friend or associate tells you that they have an application for a smart-phone that applies to the situation (e.g. finding the positions of the stars) and you profess to them in a sarcastic manner that you do not care.
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy
Guy1: Hey, man, check it out! My iPhone has an app that lets me know what the stars look like above us right now!
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...
by RaisinguStoronga December 29, 2010

A word used sometimes when people are frustrated, or they are talking about numero dos, or they are talking about something of extremely poor quality. Fun Fact: Did you know that the person who invented the toilet was named Thomas Crapper??? If you don't believe me, look it up.
by Skittlelovesdictionary May 19, 2023
