Cold Carl 

When you get schooled by a retard.

Mechanic: "Can you figure out why this lawnmower won't start up? We've tried everything."

Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."

Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"

Cold Carl by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009

cold lamping 

When a woman is wet washing your cock with warm saliva and then blows on your saliva slathered member, giving you a refreshing cool feeling.

She cold lamped me right after deep throating me.

cold lamping by jaz October 28, 2004

cold hard cash 

when you got a brick of hundred dollar bills hidden in the freezer.

Antonio: aye homie, you got any pizza in the freezer I can take home?
Asif: no holmes, just some cold hard cash.

cold hard cash by rhodeislandreptilian November 26, 2013

COLD SALMON (faj) 

Someone who is fridgid and wont do anything with their bitch.

Faj, AKA... Derek Rempel

COLD SALMON (faj) by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003

Cold Turkey 

turkey that has been sitting out to long and has become cold. duh! assfuckers

or has been sitting in the fridge.

Buck:Hey John, are you eating Cold Turkey?
John:Yes, this is cold turkey.

Cold Turkey by AJL,. the cool man dgjihdg December 8, 2006

cold cock 

when one is led to believe there will be a sexual encounter and then it quickly dissipates.

After we made out in her parents car she straight cold cocked me and left me at the park.

cold cock by smoovey September 5, 2007

cold cocked 

Pitt football

Pitt University has an ongoing reputation of getting cold cocked in bowl games.

cold cocked by Maaadman July 5, 2009