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The Alarm Clock

It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up

"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"
Yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!
by M.JUSTIN.F May 2, 2008
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alarm clock song

Otherwise obscure song on the album; however, you know it the best because its the one you're effin' alarm clock is set to. And you're too lazy to change out the CD...for months. Then you hear it a year or two later and you're like...dude...the effin' alarm clock song!!!
(After hearing beginning of song on radio...)
"Dude...the alarm clock song!"
by ajhoganil June 11, 2006
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dick o'clock

When the big hand's on "last call for alcohol" and the little hand's on "that dude's been here since happy hour".
"I got arrested last night at dick o'clock".

"I started macking on the last call beauty queen at dick o'clock".

"I stayed out last night till dick o'clock, and had a wicked bad hangover all day at work".
by kcolby August 26, 2006
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Beer O'Clock

No matter what the actual time it is, it's time to drink.
Guy 1: What time is it? It feels like too late for another drink...

Guy 2: Glad you asked. It's Beer o'clock!

Guy 1: He got me! This guy... Alright, two more beers lovely bartender!
by Tanus August 27, 2011
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tock clock

imaginary meter for measuring buttock pertness -brother of the 'peter meter'
jill's butt was just about red-lining on the tock clock

judy thought his butt registered high on the tock clock!!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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wrist clock

A mother fucking bad ass thing that was invented in the beginning of motherfucking time! Its a clock, its a wrist! Its a motherfucking wrist clock.
Jack was wearing a motherfucking wrist clock today!
by clock master January 23, 2014
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walking in two o'clock cotton

a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.
"Oh, my, God! Briana took so many tequila shots she's walking in two o'clock cotton!"
by immaculate_paint September 8, 2005
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