A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.
Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations
by Donny Smith Toodles November 21, 2010
Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
by Breckin April 29, 2010
A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.
by A Dog 69 May 09, 2009
A more, vulgur use for chode. Seen more often as an insult. However it can be used to describe a rounded chode, as opposed to an oblong chode. The chubada chode is opposite of a woogie chode almost little or no hair, and looks more like a wrap.
1. Don't be such a fucking chubada chode.
2. The burrito I ordered at Taco Bell looks like Wendy's fat chubada chode.
2. The burrito I ordered at Taco Bell looks like Wendy's fat chubada chode.
by Mansex Extraordinaire October 21, 2004
by DARKNESS DIVINE666 February 11, 2011
Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.
Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
by Shotgun_Norman October 02, 2017
A chode-husker can be any of the following three things:
1. A person who gives a hand job to a man with a chode.
2. A person who does something stupid, dumb, etc...
3. An alternative mascot for Nebraska football
1. A person who gives a hand job to a man with a chode.
2. A person who does something stupid, dumb, etc...
3. An alternative mascot for Nebraska football
1. Bobby: Yo, Tommy, did you hear Jeannie gave a handy to
Billy last night?
Tommy: Doesn't surprise me, Jeannie is such a
chode-husker!
2. Bobby: Does anyone know why there is a penis on my
face?
Tommy: Because you passed out at 8:30 last night
chode-husker!
3. University of Missouri announcer: And now to the field come the
Nebraska chode-huskers!
Billy last night?
Tommy: Doesn't surprise me, Jeannie is such a
chode-husker!
2. Bobby: Does anyone know why there is a penis on my
face?
Tommy: Because you passed out at 8:30 last night
chode-husker!
3. University of Missouri announcer: And now to the field come the
Nebraska chode-huskers!
by the purpler giraffe July 09, 2010