Chode Carrot

is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.

Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?

Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots

by Tybunk October 28, 2010

G-CHODE!!!

The realist sk8 cru in all of north america, not to be fucked wit, ever, straight killahs

yo last nite outside da club this nigga rode by on his skateboard n blew half the mothafuckas away wit the uzi..who? one a dem G-CHODE!!! niggas dawwg. dey ain playin

by SquirmySlinky January 27, 2013

Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.

Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!

by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017

Chode-wagon

Someone who is such a chode, they are a wagon full of it. An insult, calling someone a Huge chode.

"That guy called my wife fat!"
"What a Chode-wagon!"

by XScottX December 17, 2008

Chubada Chode

A more, vulgur use for chode. Seen more often as an insult. However it can be used to describe a rounded chode, as opposed to an oblong chode. The chubada chode is opposite of a woogie chode almost little or no hair, and looks more like a wrap.

1. Don't be such a fucking chubada chode.

2. The burrito I ordered at Taco Bell looks like Wendy's fat chubada chode.

by Mansex Extraordinaire October 20, 2004

chode mobile

a car that looks like a chode or as gay as a chode and usually the driver is a chode.

robbin:hey batman there is a crime going on

batman:to the chode mobile

by DARKNESS DIVINE666 February 28, 2011

son of a chode

A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.

Dude Anthony was such a son of a chode when he flashed everyone at the party!

by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009