german chocolate funnel cake

A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.

Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?

by CassiusKing October 16, 2017

Dipped in chocolate

You get a pole put chocolate in your tub then get on the pole and slide down in there! Dipped in chocolate!

" Have you ever been dipped in chocolate?"

by Babycakees1 November 1, 2011

big fat chocolate cake

A euphemism for faeces.

"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"

"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."

by jockerty May 2, 2019

Chocolate milkshake

(S): A blow job with which the person receiving the blow job is brown (of South Asian ethnicity).

S: I want a chocolate milkshake!
H: Sorry, another day's better.

by offleash October 29, 2013

I like me some chocolate

It means when you like to have sex with black people.

Hey Don, what u doin?
Nuthin...wanna screw?
Hell yeah, i like me some chocolate!

by Amar Mujadzic November 16, 2004

Chocolate Push Up

While ass fucking your woman, you bump into a turd but continue fucking.

My girlfriend was trying to pinch off a loaf, but my anaconda kept pushing it back up. This is receiving a Chocolate Push Up.

by Crazy Larry 1 August 22, 2006

Chocolate Milkshakes

A chocolatey Milky substance. Made with chocolate icecream and milk.

I LOVE chocolate milkshakes!

by Heather McKay June 24, 2008