don't change the subject

To tell someone not to say things off-topic to throw someone off. Mainly told when someone is caught doing something bad.

"How are you suddenly walking fine after you recently just got a leg injury?"
"Isn't the sky so nice today?"
"Don't change the subject! How are you walking?"

by haterzenx March 5, 2023

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change

what your boyfriend does after 4 months into the relationshoip. he wont change back, dont believe the lies. he will start putting it all on you saying its your fault.

you: why did you change, i mean we were doing so well.
him: you changed too, ill try to change back
you: okay
2 months later..
you: you still act the same way and somehow when i tell you my feelings, im the one apologizng
him: its you too, you do the same

by marsssssbarss May 26, 2025

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Change Your Ringtone

The act of bleaching your bunghole.

"Baby, it don't look good back here. You might wanna change your ringtone".

by KSparx July 23, 2024

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Chang

A word that means to chill and hang simultaneously.

Juan: Dude want to Chang later.
Charlie:Sure

by Dorsy Alton August 4, 2017

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changing the light bulb

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner

Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”

by ShadyBruns April 19, 2018

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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

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