ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by Dannyisazombie February 18, 2025
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Chicago Change Dispenser

The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out
I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser
by IdiotFlower December 15, 2021
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changing youtube settings

the act of fapping, aka masterbaiting, it can be either gender, and any situation.
in some way its abled to be used as to say you had a orgasm, doesnt always have to be you your self fapping it can be sex, or even seeing someone else fap
when someone is fapping or having sex, they are changing there youtube settings, once they have a ograsm they have changed there youtube settings
jack: "brb dude i gota go change my youtube settings"
micheal: "wierd ass imagen changing youtube settings in the day time"
by November 07, 2021
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change round-up

This occurs when purchasing an item and your change is 4 cents, 9 cents, 14 cents, etc, and the teller rounds up your change to the next highest denomination becuase they're cool shit and pennies are ridiculous.
a buys a coffee. b (teller) does the change round-up.

a: Thanks dude.

b: No prob. I hate this job anyways.

a: Yeah, screw the man.
by sike moda November 17, 2009
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chunky change

when a fat amke or female (fat ass boo) playz u for money to buy drugs (u no u want tha crack)
Gimme My Crack money ya fuckin chunky change!!
by Da KaE February 08, 2004
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ch-chang

To charge an extraneous amount of money on a transaction for the sheer fact that it is possible.

(Derives from the onomatopoeic sound of a cash register opening)
Person 1: I found a buyer for my old car!
Person 2: Really? Are you gonna ch-chang him?
Person 1: You better believe it.
by Carlos D November 30, 2007
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