carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004

Crunch

spicier word for the old bland version of Crunk

You keepin' it crunch, yo?

by Reese Jota King October 12, 2008

crunchkin

A person who can eat while they're sleeping, especially while stoned. Derived from "crunchy munchy" or "crunchy munchkin," later abbreviated for slang usage.

I looked over and ashley was asleep, but she was eating sun chips! She's a crunchkin!

by Nessa Ray November 6, 2006

Nanna's Nut Crunch

When a teenage male has sexual fantasies about a woman over sixty.

John had a case of nanna's nut crunch for his social studies teacher.

by JK_Paddywhack September 26, 2007

cruncher

a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!

by crunchmaster June 9, 2007

Cronchy

Cute, but Ronchy

That girl is pretty, but her outfit makes her Cronchy.

by Carebear.13 November 23, 2014

Crunchyferrett

A semi domesticated animal that is known for it's foul oder

<CrunchyFerrett> For the record, I am not edible.

by Frogz November 11, 2008