Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get
I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!
by DJTiffers March 20, 2015
mugGet the Crap Birdmug.

Crap tooth

A word used towards someone stupid
Jimmy: hey crap tooth come here

Damien: fuck you Jimmy
by Joemamasahoe October 19, 2019
mugGet the Crap toothmug.

chunky crap

1) material that needs to be dressed away from plants.

2) slang term for red feces caused by high iron intake.
1) You need to clean that chunky crap from them plants so you can get down to the nitty gritty.

2) What a horrible chunky bowel movement.
by Robard July 13, 2007
mugGet the chunky crapmug.

Crap Bag

A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.
“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*
by sockhorse January 20, 2021
mugGet the Crap Bagmug.

Crap

person 1: "I love listening to crap"
person 2: "what the f-"
by uwuololol May 24, 2022
mugGet the Crapmug.

Crap giver

Someone who lies about a lot of crap that isn't believable.
Person #1 "OMG! Kaitlin's telling a bunch of crappy lies again!"

Person #2 " Omg! She's such a crap giver"!
by Crap news June 6, 2015
mugGet the Crap givermug.

No, because they're crap

Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
mugGet the No, because they're crapmug.

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