Out Bronzed

When you're at a bar and talking to a girl/guy or their group and someone more attractive than you with less depth of character steals their attention with nothing more than a better body and fake bronze tan.

No matter how funny/clever you are you are eligible to be out bronzed.

Dude, I don't even go to the bar. Every time I do I just get out bronzed.

by TickTalk October 29, 2011

Full Bronco

Verb:To go to town on yourself with both hands, Wackin' it so hard that you can barely hold on to your own penis.

You: Justin went up to his room like 2 hours ago, and ever since there have been weird sounds coming from his room.
Friend: Lol Justin is going full bronco up there. He'll be sore for days. Guess he hasn't gotten any action recently...

by BBBeak January 27, 2013

sleeper brony

Someone who is not currently a brony, but would become one after watching My Little Pony. Calling someone a sleeper brony would be based only on a

personal assumption, given that her/she hasn't watched the show yet. This term is comparable to "sleeper agent", in that both are activated through

an external medium, and both are completely unaware of their hidden identity.

Non-Brony: I think MLP is the stupidest, girliest thing on the planet.

Brony: Have you watched the show?

Non-Brony: No.

Brony: Then you should give it a shot. Who knows, maybe you're a sleeper brony.

by Falkonnox May 21, 2013

Shield-Broner

Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.

A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!

by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017

Brent Bronze

an ancient greek deity that was known as the demi god of war, being son of Kratos. his name comes from the bronze that the greece used in war.

Guy 1: *prays to Brent Bronze*

Guy 2: dang he sure is from greece

by dewb May 7, 2018

Spirit Broners

Two men that have had sex with different women at different times but in the same room.

That dude lives in my old apartment. We are Spirit Broners.

by Clayton Bertram June 16, 2020

emo brony

Anyone that listens to the emo trinity (The Father, Fall Out Boy, the Son, Panic! At the Disco, and the Holy Spirit, My Chemical Romance) that hates their parents and likes the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They're usually a pretty hardcore emo and more often than not have undiagnosed clinical depression.

Hey, look at that kid with the My Little Pony shirt and the headphones! Probably an emo brony.

by waffle lord September 18, 2020