Hooter Breakfast

Breakfast of your choice with a female (preferably sexy)wearing a tight tank top and booty shorts.
1. Damn dude, after that good sex last night she made me some hooter breakfast in the morning!
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.
by Antonio_Love69 March 26, 2010
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maltese breakfast

A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.
Stuart went to Malta and on his first day had a Maltese Breakfast with his wife
by TheMalteseFalcione October 15, 2019
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sniff breakfast

April smelt something in the air once Richard walked in the room, so she decided to sniff his breakfast while he's was bent over. She then realized it was an awful mistake. Sniff breakfast
by Galidude December 28, 2017
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Breakfast Hot-Box

Breakfast Hot-Box is when you hot-box (smoking weed in a closed car) in the morning.
"Hey, do you wanna wake up at 8 a.m. tomorrow and Breakfast Hot-Box?"

"Sure."
by Michxel Dixmxnd December 18, 2017
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breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning
Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here
by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017
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Afternoon breakfast

When you for forget the term for lunch and you desperately need to use that word.
"Hey, wanna go out for uh, what's it called?, Afternoon breakfast"
"Excuse me, what?"
by Turptle April 28, 2023
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breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day
jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?
by homestew December 21, 2016
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