bad boner day

A day when your morning wood remains until bedtime. A very persistant erection that hurts and interferes with your ability to have a nice day, often caused by a long night masturbating or having sex. This can also be caused by, but less commonly, shoving a long object through the urethra.

Boss: You seem a bit irritated today - whats wrong?
Worker: Im just kinda having a bad boner day, sir.

by Pooty__Toot April 7, 2008

Atoner Boner

Erection that occurs in synagogue during the high holidays, due to the fact that the services last 9 hours and that Jewish chicksare indeed hot. The best part about this boner is that you can atone for it as you get it.

During Kol Nidre I saw this girl Sarah from elementary school who I wanted to bone even when I was 8. I got a huge atoner boner.

by LCow January 18, 2009

Boner

Big dick

I love my boyfriends boner it's so big

by Jfkrirje May 25, 2015

mouth boner

A shit eating uncontrollable grin. It is best explained by the guy in the Disarono commercial after seeing the chick deep throat the ice cube.

Did you see the mouth boner on Brent's face when he was watching the Jude Law movie?

by Ill mon May 6, 2007

Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009

Power Boner

Inappropriate arousal from gaining political or professional power.

Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrat Party in the UK joining in a coalition government with his moral enemy because he was blinded by his massive power boner.

by domsydavey May 12, 2010

boneragmatic

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.

jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!

by samuel adams January 31, 2005