Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.
Warning: Can cause blindness!
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.
Warning: Can cause blindness!
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
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(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
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This is an improper / fake word i heard a person use at the bar last night. He used it in a sentence like, you cant go blindlessly through life, (eg, bob charged blindlessly up the stairs).
however this word cannot be used interchangeably with 'blindly', as this horribly mangled and fake word contains within it a double negative.
thus, the other definitions on urban dictionary regarding this word are deficient and seem to disregard the basic structure of the word. this word cannot be used interchangeably with blindly, it means exactly the opposite. while being horribly fake and mutated.
****(I would thus request that the editors of UD make my entry the primary source for this definition, as it is the only definition which is derived from the structure of the word, and thus correct)
1) to be blind is to be with out sight
2)to be blind-less is to be with sight, or to be not without sight.
3)blindlessly: is then just a horrible mutant word birthed from a drunken encounter with the proper vernacular
however this word cannot be used interchangeably with 'blindly', as this horribly mangled and fake word contains within it a double negative.
thus, the other definitions on urban dictionary regarding this word are deficient and seem to disregard the basic structure of the word. this word cannot be used interchangeably with blindly, it means exactly the opposite. while being horribly fake and mutated.
****(I would thus request that the editors of UD make my entry the primary source for this definition, as it is the only definition which is derived from the structure of the word, and thus correct)
1) to be blind is to be with out sight
2)to be blind-less is to be with sight, or to be not without sight.
3)blindlessly: is then just a horrible mutant word birthed from a drunken encounter with the proper vernacular
by Philip bazelli December 29, 2008
Get the blindlessly mug.well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.
by susanismyalias January 5, 2010
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I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.
by TimmmmBo slice May 18, 2010
Get the Blind Moment mug.When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.
Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
by RyGuyW September 23, 2011
Get the Blinded by the BJ mug.Person 1: hey, I was with Kayla last night and I blew it in her mouth. She's nasty.
Person 2: wait you left her suck your dick?
Person 1: yeah, I know, its risky with her braces but she didn't cut me up at all. I just put my seed behind bars.
Person 2: wait you left her suck your dick?
Person 1: yeah, I know, its risky with her braces but she didn't cut me up at all. I just put my seed behind bars.
by Gator 8er February 19, 2020
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