Early Bird Thursday

Replaces "Black Friday" as corporate America jump starts the holiday shopping season one day earlier than normal.

Mom: Now don't forget... Thanksgiving dinner at our house. Same time as usual.

Bud: Can't make it.

Mom: What? Why not?

Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.

Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".

Bud: Gold bless America!

by Bah Humbug! November 28, 2010

Opium Bird

An Artificial Intelligence created bird estimated to be 10 foot tall with a long beak and white coat of fur. Unlike the Most liked Urban Dictionary explanation, The Opium Bird is called “Opium” because of The Record Label “Opium” founded by American Rapper “Playboi Carti”; signed artists to the label are well known for their outfits being “Eccentric” But “Drippy”.
Which is why “Luh Calm Fit” is often said in comments to a related post

Damn is that the Opium Bird on your TikTok, my fit is just as good as his.

by Ade O October 11, 2023

a lil bitta bird chillin

chillin like a bird slightly

that gangsta is goin for a lil bitta bird chillin

by j-rob mad fresh April 25, 2010

Oy Oy Bird

The Oy Oy Bird is an extremely rare bird existing in the Amazon rainforest. Only males have been observed yet. The species most conspicuous characteristics are huge testicles and shorts legs. Due the birds landings it suffers great pain caused by the shorts legs incapability of absorbing the shock.

Studies tells that the direct collision between the birds testicles and objects damage and affects the birds fertillity. This may explain the rarity of the specie.

The spectacular bird earned it's name from the moment before a landing and says this weird sound "oy oy oy oy OY!!!".

Look, there is the rare Oy Oy Bird! "Oy oy oy oy OY!!"

by vonmædl November 30, 2010

IM THE BIGGEST BIRD

when you have power over other people or you are the best at something

Yessir, IM THE BIGGEST BIRD, PROVE ME WRONG

by THE biggest bird December 18, 2022

Ghetto Bird

That almost noiseless Helicopter Police use to shine a 1,000,000 watt Flashlight into your backyard. Also used in Police chases when ground forces cannot keep up in the chase.

Is that a Ghetto Bird?

Watch out for Falling Donuts!!

by MqTallica December 28, 2004

Flappy bird

Flappy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits pipes on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to tap to make him fly. He is also blind an has a vagina for a god damn mouth.

"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"

flappy bird

by Docto January 31, 2014