Michael Apodaca

A lazy PE teacher who is always on his fucking Laptop.

Look at that rock.. that’s how Michael Apodaca acts like.

by ⌘Ψ☊ᶗ☈⍣⋘ ™ December 7, 2017

Bone Apple Titty

The (in)proper way of saying Bon Appetit.

Mom: bone apple titty!!
Son: what?
Mom: i said bone apple titty!!
Son: i don't think that's how you say it mom...

by HoneyOTU September 10, 2018

apush

Something most go into completely oblivious to the mountainous workload and gradual toll on sanity. Say farewell to sleep and hair. Don't be cocky and take it just because you can-it's not worth the GPA. Some schools' apush classes are entirely comprised of these brave sophomores that whine 24/7. Book is a literary work written by Harvard professors that have nothing better to do then add to their credentials. Your eyes glaze over 5 minutes into reading a chapter. stupid 'HUSH' students laugh in your face while they do skits and debate across the hall. BSing on the test does not work; crazy old history junky/hag/ghost whisperer teachers can see into your soul. Don't take it if you can, but I forgot, you're an HONORS studennt. Take it, but don't say I didn't warn you.

'Dude, you look like a zombie.'
'Don't touch me.'
'APUSH?''
'I SAID DON'T TOUCH!'

honors kid: I'm dropping APUSH. I have AP calc and physics and chem..
kid: hahhaha, nooo you're not.
honors kid: *sob* I know.

by HopeLover October 19, 2011

April 16

April 16th Is Makeout Day. You Gotta Makeout With Ur Crush For 20 Seconds.

Bro It’s April 16th.... KISS HER!!!

by _unknownnnnn_ April 15, 2019

applesauce penguin

A sentence daddy Damon salvatore says in the vampire diares season 8 episode 3 , at 15:57 bcz he needed help from his brother stefan but he cant physically make himself form the words bcz sybil low jacked/altered his brain so whenever he tries to form the words to tell stefan whats going on it just comes out as "applesauce penguin" .

Whenever i try and form the words to tell you whats going on it just comes out applesauce penguin.

by urmom$daughter_ September 27, 2020

Apollo Ace

New underrated artist creating aesthetic rap, vaportrap, and melodic rap type musics. Apollo Ace brings something different to the table, having a stark contrast when paired next to his peers in aesthetic music. Apollo's most known for song 'Pedal 2 the Floor', which garnered 1 million + plays on Tiktok in the aesthetic rap and vaportrap scene's. Apollo's releases consist of single, 'Pedal 2 the Floor' & 5 song EP, 'Don't Text and Drive'. (Website: apolloace.com)
(Instagram/Twitter: @apolloace_ ) (FaceBook/TikTok: @ApolloAceMusic)

Person1: Play something to drive too

Person2: Say less, *Plays 'Pedal 2 the Floor' by Apollo Ace*
Person1: *Shifts into 5th gear* LETS GOOO!
~
Sam: Yo let’s play some Apollo Ace
Adam: Of course, lets get these vibes on
~

by ChronicallyRight March 4, 2022

The Apes and The Monolith

An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.

Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.

by Emperor Caesar Augustus February 13, 2018