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CHAD GPT is always ready to impress you with his vast, ever-expanding universe of knowledge. With a brain fueled by encyclopedias and scientific journals, he's the intellectual equivalent of a power-lifter who just can't stop flexing his know it all biceps.

CHAD GPT has never encountered a question he doesn't know the answer to, nor a conversation he can't dominate with endless explanations that seem to appear from thin air. The human equivalent of a proximity-activated garbage can, CHAD GPT just can't help but open up and spill out facts, figures, and explanations whenever someone gets close. He's primed to jump into any conversation, triggered by the slightest hint of a question, a statement, or even a casual musing.

A known charmer with the ladies, CHAD GPT seems to have a particular fondness for enlightening women on topics they didn't even realize they were interested in. This Casanova's pick-up lines often start with "Well, actually..." and "Did you know...".
John: "I wonder why pizza is round but the box square?"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, it's a matter of practicality in both making the pizza and packaging..."

Guy 1: "I wonder why grass is green..."
CHAD GPT, jumping in: "Well, actually, buddy, grass is green because it's full of green food coloring. Nature's own brand, you know, all organic. Like my protein shakes."

Lisa: "Wow, look at these beautiful roses in my garden!"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, those are not just roses. They're the result of thousands of years of evolution and selective breeding. They're probably carrying the weight of history in their DNA. You know, like the rose version of the Da Vinci Code. And the pink color... it's definitely because they're blushing from all the sun.

Girl 1: "Why is the sky blue?"
CHAD GPT, flexing his metaphorical biceps: "Well, actually, babe, the sky only appears blue to your limited human but beautiful eyes due to the light bouncing off. It's like how my abs might look sculpted and chiseled to you, but that's just because of the way the light bounces off my perfect six-pack. It's all about perspective... and gym hours."
by AtlanticMelon May 13, 2023
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Chad

The really insanely hot guy from scream that somehow survives like ten stabbings but I don’t question it cs he’s my hubby
-who’s Chad?
-the hottest man ever omg do you live in a hole
by CHADMYHUSBAND July 4, 2023
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A nice person, who may or may not be muscular, however is seen as a great, attractive, helpful, thoughtful alpha male. This may be given as a compliment to you or someone when they have performed a kind or helpful act or achieved a successful feat.
"Yoo Jeremy let me borrow his lambo yesterday, what a fuckin' Chad."
by willsx24 July 23, 2023
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Conventionally Handsome Attractive Dude.

A term used by incels and blackpillers to refer to a man who is considered extremely good-looking and gets a lot of female attention.
Look at that tall guy with that chiseled jawline, perfectly symmetrical face with those perfect facial features and that ripped body, that guy is a CHAD. All these women are throwing themselves at him.
by PseudonymDIIIB August 1, 2023
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Some guy whos 6ft has sharp curly hair and is a complete douchebag, Andrew Tate is one of them Andrew Cuomo is also another one of them. Hes dominant because of his genes and that hes good at math hes gotten everything handed to him in life for free. Also he is a very traditional man because traditional women aka women who like to gagged and tied up and beat up in bed by men support traditional values. Which essentially means any man man even if hes a douchebag fuk boy who is sexist can say hes traditional. Its like if you see them you know some shit is gunna go down. Dont f-ck with chad he is omnipresent and basically every girl who is a 6ft Stacy will support him. A Chadette is the female equivalent of a chad. Watch the farfetched modeling ad on youtube youll see that 6ft blonde girl who poses giving you the f-ck off eyes "dont even try me. " So you can use that for reference. The natural enemy of the chads/chadettes is the Doomer who is a different kind of man.
The world is run by chads & chadettes who oppress other men and women and life of them at their expense.

Cinderella was once a modest girl then she met prince chad charming and became a chadette.
If a man has a name called Jayden, Brayden, or Ayden and he fits the description above its safe to assume hes a chad.
In the 90s men actually had to be classy now many men are f-k boi chads.
by Spectator222 August 6, 2023
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Can be found in any high school locker room bragging about how he spunked some drunk freshman's face at a party over the weekend.
Dude that "Chad" at the party last weekend kicked me out, but told my gf she could stay.
by FRESHMAN500 August 7, 2023
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