Ray William Johnson

a Popular Person who has a Show on YouTube called =3 it is known by everyone his sayings are: 2 Camels in a tiny car and Just Sayin.

Gary: Ray William Johnson is so Awesome!
John: his show =3 i just got done watching it is EPic!

by JesusChristfootball September 24, 2011

Hobos Green Johnson

A jello dessert (usually made with green jello) that has fruit, marshmellows, or any other various treats in it. "Hobos" is used in the title because of the various foods hobos obtain from the public. This dessert is very popular in and derived from Yolo County of Northern California.

Dude, I was chillin at Evie's last night and everyone had hobos green johnson.

by deepfriedoreothing May 10, 2011

lisa nicole johnson

Lisa is a name givin to only the most beautiful of girls. They are sexy as fuck and will do anything to find the love of there life. Any guy would be lucky to have one but very few are lucky enough to find one and when they do they normally ruin it. The name lisa means beautiful, smart, sexy, funny , they can have a dirty side and they love good guys. I personally have fell in love with a lisa and her full name is lisa Nicole Johnson. She loves to say rawr and she Is perfect for me

I love lisa Nicole johnson

by mikoflio May 19, 2015

find my Johnson

This is a game for all ages. A man stands still while the players search for the Johnson. The Johnson is usually hiding in the mans pants. Once you find the Johnson you have to rub it untill it throws up a sticky white substance.

Jared and I played find my Johnson yesterday! I found the Johnson but I couldnt make him throw up.

by Wiz Khalifalexander March 14, 2011

Rachel Red Johnson

Hoe
Stanky
Whiter than casper
Steels ex-boyfriends
Thinks she's black
loose pussy
Looks like a rat

Was that a human sized rat!? No, that was just Rachel Red Johnson.

by ohhnooo July 9, 2011

The French Adam Johnson

Fucking a croissant in a Sunderland shirt

Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford

by dogtoes June 11, 2018

Double Log Johnson

The act of shitting a solid thick log. Allow two to three days for the turd to reach optimal rigidity, at which point two lesbian lovers (or male) can use the ample log in a scissoring fuck fest until reaching climax, at which point the log can be further preserved for future endeavors.

Anna and Katie performed the double log Johnson with my bulbous bowel movement.

by Coollikedirk April 26, 2019