speagleburg be in da vista comfort zone
by DeDutchie90 December 16, 2008
Get the Vista Comfort Zone mug."The Zone" is a state a gamer gets in to when playing the most uber awesome game ever e.g. Half Life 2,Metal Gear Solid, Call of Duty 4, Super Rubber Dub. Symptoms of someone who is in "The Zone" include: wide eyes, open mouth, drool, fast button movements, incoherent shouting of the words "n00b", "p0wned" and "TOAST". There are different "Zones" for different games e.g. whilst playing Time Crisis, the "Zone" is created by switching the couch round and ducking behind it, whilst playing Metal Gear Solid, a bandana is tied round the head, and when playing Virtua Tennis, the console is switched off. Once in the "Zone" any break in the player's concentration can cause them to shut down, similar to a sleepwalker.
Man: What's wrong with Louie, he hasn't blinked once while playing Bioshock?
Friend: Dude, can't you see? He's in "The Zone"!
Louie: Awh yeh, achievement unlocked!
Louie: Ok, see you guys, I'm gonna get some salt and vinegar crisps, some toast and some cordial! Then I'm going in "The Zone!"
Friends: SIMON! SIMON! RELOAD!
Simon: I have reloaded, can't you see I'm in "The Zone"!
Friend: Dude, can't you see? He's in "The Zone"!
Louie: Awh yeh, achievement unlocked!
Louie: Ok, see you guys, I'm gonna get some salt and vinegar crisps, some toast and some cordial! Then I'm going in "The Zone!"
Friends: SIMON! SIMON! RELOAD!
Simon: I have reloaded, can't you see I'm in "The Zone"!
by Simon Alnaimi February 22, 2008
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Deck-Zone = Scrubopolis
by Grendel's Bacon September 28, 2004
Get the Deck-Zone mug.The frustrating position a guy finds himself in when he has(or develops) romantic feelings for a girl in a platonic friendship who is unaware of how he feels despite numerous affections and favors.
Guys stuck in the friend zone can usually be seen giving sappy gifts, acting codependent doing her constant favors, cuddling, giving backrubs and crying themselves to sleep when she hooks up with everybody else. She remains oblivious that he's doing it all to try and woo her, since every attempt feels like an act of friendship instead.
Feminists believe it is fictitious. Any woe is actually your misogynist belief that a girl is obligated to fuck you for simply being her friend or acting really nice. tl;dr you're a pig who hasn't checked his privilege and thinks he deserves access to a woman's body when he feels like it.
Nice guys believe the friend zone is what happens when you treat girls with respect. The reality is nobody wants an overly nice "yes-man" with no confidence and the personality of a wet mop. They are also too easy to manipulate.
YOU think it's because she's too dumb to notice how much of an obvious special snowflake you are for being really super nice and attentive instead of hitting on her... you are also stupid.
Truth is, it's his/your own fault for dragging feet until the dating window closed and never speaking up. The ONLY way out now is to sit down and TALK TO HER. Maybe she'll reject you, maybe she won't... but that's life.
Guys stuck in the friend zone can usually be seen giving sappy gifts, acting codependent doing her constant favors, cuddling, giving backrubs and crying themselves to sleep when she hooks up with everybody else. She remains oblivious that he's doing it all to try and woo her, since every attempt feels like an act of friendship instead.
Feminists believe it is fictitious. Any woe is actually your misogynist belief that a girl is obligated to fuck you for simply being her friend or acting really nice. tl;dr you're a pig who hasn't checked his privilege and thinks he deserves access to a woman's body when he feels like it.
Nice guys believe the friend zone is what happens when you treat girls with respect. The reality is nobody wants an overly nice "yes-man" with no confidence and the personality of a wet mop. They are also too easy to manipulate.
YOU think it's because she's too dumb to notice how much of an obvious special snowflake you are for being really super nice and attentive instead of hitting on her... you are also stupid.
Truth is, it's his/your own fault for dragging feet until the dating window closed and never speaking up. The ONLY way out now is to sit down and TALK TO HER. Maybe she'll reject you, maybe she won't... but that's life.
bimbo1: Hey you two look great together. Saw your facebook how Dave takes you out all the time, buys you dinner and does all these nice things. I'm soooo jealous he even bought you tickets to the concert and that necklace. He's so awesome I wish I had a boyfriend like that.
bimbo 2: Oh god no LOL he's just my bestest friend ever.
bimbo 1: Ouch, friend zoned.
girl: oh-em-gee I just LUV you. Flowers AGAIN thank you so much for being my cuddle buddy! I'm so lonely, if only I could find a great guy like you.
guy: well ya know, I am single after all ;)
girl: LOL eww not in a hundred years that would be like dating my brother!
guy: fuuuu.... I hate the friendzone.
girl: huh?
guy: I said uh... I wanna give a backrub?
girl: aww k! I'd take my shirt off but it's not like you'd wanna see THOSE ha-ha. so anyway i hate how Kevin always holds my head down every time I suc--
guy: god please kill me now.
bimbo 2: Oh god no LOL he's just my bestest friend ever.
bimbo 1: Ouch, friend zoned.
girl: oh-em-gee I just LUV you. Flowers AGAIN thank you so much for being my cuddle buddy! I'm so lonely, if only I could find a great guy like you.
guy: well ya know, I am single after all ;)
girl: LOL eww not in a hundred years that would be like dating my brother!
guy: fuuuu.... I hate the friendzone.
girl: huh?
guy: I said uh... I wanna give a backrub?
girl: aww k! I'd take my shirt off but it's not like you'd wanna see THOSE ha-ha. so anyway i hate how Kevin always holds my head down every time I suc--
guy: god please kill me now.
by xailu March 16, 2014
Get the Friend zone mug.A horrible band from Romania that sings annoying songs. These include Dragostea din tei and Despre Tine which both, really, really suck. They are good voice annoys for Counter Strike tho.
BoT|Heaki: Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haa
Alo Salut sunt eu un haiduc
Si te rog iubirea mea primeste fericirea.
Alo alo sunt eu Picasso
Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
BoT|Random Hero: OMG STFU, Michael!
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haa
Alo Salut sunt eu un haiduc
Si te rog iubirea mea primeste fericirea.
Alo alo sunt eu Picasso
Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
BoT|Random Hero: OMG STFU, Michael!
by Heaki May 13, 2005
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