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why hell froze over

Satan was too busy with his Rust wipe, that’s why hell froze over.
by Cash_Mohney October 12, 2023
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Why is everything on here related to sex?

Because there's a bunch of stupid immature horny bastards on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?
by PhoenixGamer34 October 15, 2023
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Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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why not wednesday

an excuse to get drunk, go out, and simply do things that you wouldn’t usually do during the week
“Are you going out tonight?” “Hell yeah, it’s why not Wednesday
by urlocalgal October 24, 2023
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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Why, soytenly!

What Curly would have answered with if there'd been a question regarding whether he could safely eat Edamame.
Happily I don't have too many food allergies, and so I could confidently answer, "Why, soytenly!" if someone asked me if I could eat a handful of crunchy dry-roasted legumes from his Seapoint Farms bottle.
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
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Why tho

The expression of extreme dissapointment you didnt expect from the other person.
'I forgot your birthday party, bro'
'Why tho'
by toomanynumbers November 19, 2023
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