walkin farts

little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts

(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2010

slow-walkin

v. A way of handling a situation you dont like or cant get out of as a means of taking personal dignity and revenge. This term may have originated at race tracks where grooms hot walk race horses and relations still delineate power in a trickle down theory on a racial and sexual basis; given human nature its likely that the method existed long before the term came into being.

You better quit that slow-walkin and get yer ass over here.

My boss is tryin to kill me with this shit so Im gonna slow-walk his shit all day long and cool my heels with some down time.

I'ma slow walk you round the bend on this one cause I really dont think you ready for what I gotta say.

by thee radical eclectic August 18, 2006

Random Wanking

Refers to the act of wanking without planning location, time, or length of time in which the act of wanking should occur.

I watched that movie and decided to engage in a little bit of random wanking"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

whale wacking

Having steaming hot sex with an extremely large girl just so your mates can have a laugh. It soon becomes a fetish as whale wacking is some of the best sex you will ever experience.

Whale Wacking: Having sex with extremely large girls just to make your mates have a good laugh.

by funny_guy23 June 2, 2014

Walkington

The largest for of rat hood. Usually A Rogue Scounrel.

Hey look its Dave Walkington, what a rat dill.

by Kyle December 13, 2004

walkin on toilet paper

when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak

Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.

by dkdj29 February 12, 2008

Wanking like a duck

Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.

- Where's my cow? (in a redneck manner)
- Hey man, stop wanking like a duck!

by tbop January 10, 2011