Twat Swatter 

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.

"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"

Twat Swatter by That'll Happen May 21, 2009

Twat-swatter

It is the girl version of the cock-blocker.

Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!

Twat-swatter by KingUnicorn477 May 19, 2009

twat rag 

term used in Southern US to describe someone who is mean or rude. Also used as a term of endearment between two jocks or two bros.

She cut me off on the freeway, that twat rag

Between two bros: You twat rag, you drank all the crown and didnt replace it!

Twat rag, I can believe you fucked her in the ass after she took a big shit and didnt wipe!

twat rag by SeanDSSS June 28, 2009

Twat Mongor

Verb:

1) The act of being the biggest twat ever

2) the act of finding and "owning" all the twats in the premicise

Adj:

1) a person who is worse then a twat.

2) A real Dick

verb Jimmy: dude im such a twat mongor

Adj Billy: dude your such a twat mongor

Twat Mongor by professional twat mongor February 17, 2010

Twat Swing 

Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.

ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!

Bro, yesterday I did a twat swing, it felt great!

Twat Swing by jakens88 October 6, 2010

Twat Horse 

A stallion or man of prestige, one who knows his ways in the world, but is just learning how to share with the world. Expect much more to come.

Godddaaamn, that fucking twat horse is awesome.

I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.

A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.

Twat Horse by TwatHorse May 8, 2011

Twat Napkin 

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.

Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin

Twat Napkin by kajmagician August 4, 2011