twitter

an app elon musk ruined

1: whats twitter?
2: have you been living under a rock your entire life

by idontknowyouiwillrickrollyou January 2, 2023

Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.

Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life

by ketamine1 March 6, 2015

Stan Twitter

Videos that are seemingly "aesthetic", "family-friendly", and "enjoyable" to watch. Sometimes people go to the darkest, deepest sites on the Internet just for "entertainment purposes only".

omg, have you seen the latest Stan Twitter videos today?

Stan Twitter isn't for kids sometimes, guys.

by mewndanemeat October 9, 2022

Twitter

Scary. Never state your controversial opinions on this site unless you want a box of spiders at your door (the spiders at your door is a very dramatic result of what could happen. Also very not likely)

Someone:”I like *insert controversial cc (content creator)”
Some idiot Stan on Twitter: “Your address is ________________. I hope you break ur arm. Anyways go *insert some Stan shit*

by n0t_Ash December 30, 2021

Twitter fever

When someone is always checking their tweeter for new tweets, trends. Basically someone who's addicted to twitter.

"sometimes? more like most times cause when a movie comes out and if it's trending, I always check the tweets 🥲 Issa habit"

"it's the twitter fever I guess 🤷🏾"

by uncledarkness December 22, 2021

Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015

malek twitter

Ersh

Ersh is malek twitter

by klizz August 31, 2013