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turd-dick

1.) adj. describes a person who has just completed anal relations with another individual, henceforth sporting a turd on his dick.

2.) noun Someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so retarded that he doesn't wash the turds off of his own phallus after anal intercourse.
1. Jason rode the hershey highway and now he has a turd- dick

2. I hate John. He is just such a turd-dick
by J. Barrt July 29, 2006
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Turdburgler

someone that is so obsessed with human crap that they are willing to go out on their free time and steal other peoples waste
"a Turdburgler broke into my house and stole all my poop"
by Steve McC August 31, 2007
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Ghost turd

When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.
James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!
by ghostieroastie April 11, 2009
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turd bagging

Similar to cheese bagging but highly more violent and somewhat unpleasant in nature. A Male who claims to have done a spot of 'turd bagging' will generally carry himself in a particular manner, unmistakably different to the company of friends he keeps.
Part 1: One hour before anal sex, the male will unload a freshly laid turd onto a plate and place in the freezer.
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging
by Anthony Crane January 28, 2008
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Turdulence

The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
by Riley finn January 17, 2015
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turd

big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!
ewww dude u stepped in turd!
by pete May 21, 2003
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Turd Cutter

A women's ass. A great ass on a woman. female gluteus maximus.
"She has a nice little turd cutter".
by Pistonthighs January 6, 2011
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