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Deford (town)

A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.
I drove through deford (town) the other day and It smelled like meth and body odor.
Deford (town) by Fisher00 February 6, 2020

Lava Town 

A town in which lava is at. Examples include, Hawaii, China, and Minecraft servers.
Avery: Yo Ben, you wanna go to lava town?
Ben: Yeah sure thing. I need the Diamonds.
Mitchell: Guys can I come too?
Avery: All are welcome to Lava Town!
Brian: Whose a Lava Town?

small town ghetto 

The bad side of a small town where its poor and crime ridden the wrong side of the tracks
That boy came from a small town ghetto the side of town loaded with shotgun shacks and meth lab trailers prostitution and gunfire he is from the other side of the tracks
small town ghetto by Locoman88 August 20, 2020

this town 

The first and best solo single by Mr Niall Horan.
Rational human-"Hey have you heard this town yet?"
Directions- "I refuse to listen to any music by the boys' solo career"
this town by anonymous November 1, 2020

Stanley (town)

Stanley is a little disease ridden town near consett what is full of scary hard people and at there maccies they have to have a bouncer there and there also is the head quaters of the stanley maffia who will pull up to your house if you diss stanley but still conset>>>stanley.
Stanley (town) is a very scary town
man 1:hes fit
man 2: there from stanley
man 1: oh well

Cow Towners 

An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.
I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.