teargoId

lyna is the softest cutest most amazing person like ever, she is really funny and really really pretty

teargoId aka lyna is amazing and talented

by hhhhhhhhhhahaaahii October 25, 2020

tearsrem

the bigggest flop on stan twitter

“tearsrem is such a fad”

by imamfcitygirl November 14, 2020

Tearjerker

The trait or action of crying while masturbating at the same time. Typically common among young depressed white males.

I had a real tearjerker last night

That dude Brian, he's a total tearjerker

by Jill Biden November 17, 2020

tearjob

When someone wipes tears onto the palm of their hand and proceeds to give a handjob.

I made Stacey cry last night and she ended up giving me a tearjob.

by dolphinoutofwater January 3, 2021

Tear Chugging

The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.

Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?

Criminal 2 - stealing!

Criminal 3 - battery!

Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!

Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.

Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.

Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.

Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.

Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?

by Mandatory Playground January 18, 2021

Tear

The act of a person continuously partaking in sexual activities throughout several days.

Gordon went on an absolute tear last week.

by Haywoodjablowmi13! February 22, 2021

teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.

“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”

by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021