is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.
Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?
Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots
Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots
by Tybunk October 28, 2010
Get the Chode Carrotmug. Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.
Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017
Get the Chode Lawmug. A more, vulgur use for chode. Seen more often as an insult. However it can be used to describe a rounded chode, as opposed to an oblong chode. The chubada chode is opposite of a woogie chode almost little or no hair, and looks more like a wrap.
1. Don't be such a fucking chubada chode.
2. The burrito I ordered at Taco Bell looks like Wendy's fat chubada chode.
2. The burrito I ordered at Taco Bell looks like Wendy's fat chubada chode.
by Mansex Extraordinaire October 20, 2004
Get the Chubada Chodemug. A chode-husker can be any of the following three things:
1. A person who gives a hand job to a man with a chode.
2. A person who does something stupid, dumb, etc...
3. An alternative mascot for Nebraska football
1. A person who gives a hand job to a man with a chode.
2. A person who does something stupid, dumb, etc...
3. An alternative mascot for Nebraska football
1. Bobby: Yo, Tommy, did you hear Jeannie gave a handy to
Billy last night?
Tommy: Doesn't surprise me, Jeannie is such a
chode-husker!
2. Bobby: Does anyone know why there is a penis on my
face?
Tommy: Because you passed out at 8:30 last night
chode-husker!
3. University of Missouri announcer: And now to the field come the
Nebraska chode-huskers!
Billy last night?
Tommy: Doesn't surprise me, Jeannie is such a
chode-husker!
2. Bobby: Does anyone know why there is a penis on my
face?
Tommy: Because you passed out at 8:30 last night
chode-husker!
3. University of Missouri announcer: And now to the field come the
Nebraska chode-huskers!
by the purpler giraffe July 10, 2010
Get the chode-huskermug. Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
by Breckin April 29, 2010
Get the Sober Chodemug. yo last nite outside da club this nigga rode by on his skateboard n blew half the mothafuckas away wit the uzi..who? one a dem G-CHODE!!! niggas dawwg. dey ain playin
by SquirmySlinky January 27, 2013
Get the G-CHODE!!!mug. by DARKNESS DIVINE666 February 28, 2011
Get the chode mobilemug.