German Toast

(noun)
1. The result of two men trying to find who's penis can last longer in a toaster.

(noun)
2. French Toast gone horribly wrong.

"Is that pork I smell?" "Nah it's Jon and Dave making some German Toast."

by Something close to God September 22, 2008

French Toast Mafia

The team that is going to win May Madness.

The French Toast Mafia made it to the Final Four in May Madness.

by 9785 May 9, 2014

TOASTER MAFIA

The name for a group of Lesbians dedicated to recruiting hot straight women to the "dark side"... otherwise known as the gay community.

Bro #1: Dude, I can't believe you let your chick hang out with those women. Don't you know who they are?
Bro #2: No dude, what's up?
Bro #1: They're the TOASTER MAFIA! One of them will totally seduce your girl and then she'll never sleep with men again!!!
Bro #2: Damn....

by Shae24 January 26, 2008

Flying Toaster

Fuck a chick, ejaculate, hit her in the head with a toaster

by G Price October 15, 2003

toad sucker

also refered to as a toad sucking....
also see frog licker, nature nazi, bark humper, tree hugger

did you see the bark humping, toad sucker, toad sucking, tree hugging, nature nazi, protest to stop the trees from beign chopped down because of the little toads swiming in that pond

by Michael schultz January 19, 2008

Indonesian Toast

1. Use a piece of bread and with the friction of jacking off into it, make it into toast and subsequently ejaculate on the to the newly made toast as butter. Then make your partner eat it. 2. Use two buttered pieces of toast in order to simulate vaginal intercourse.

IHOP waiter: how would you like your toast today, sir?

Customer: Indonesian.

I think my dad made my mom Indonesian Toast this morning...

by toastie80085 September 10, 2009

Toaster Oven

When one farts in an elevator with the doors closed.

Common strategies include, but are not limited to;

1. Releasing a "silent but deadly" and blaming it on someone else (either vocally or by giving him/her the evil eye).
2. Farting into an empty elevator as one exits, trapping the noxious gas within for the next unsuspecting and unlucky rider.
3. In combination with number two, one may elect to send the elevator to another floor after farting, sending the empty compartment to the selected floor where the doors open and release the deadly toxin. This is also known as a "depth charge".

I totally gave those dicks on the third floor a gnarly toaster oven--I sent them a depth charge from the tenth, they'll never know what hit 'em!

by css53184 February 6, 2012