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Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.
Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"
by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021
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king dave

th coolest man to ever live aka my dad
king dave is so cool
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king dave

the coolest bloke to ever live.
king dave is extra cool!
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Dave

Everyone wants to know Dave. Dave is an adventurer who walks the world. Dave has the biggest heart; bigger than a hippo. People want to be Dave's friend so bad that they created a week to celebrate. #DaveWeek

Dave is family.
Hey man. You got to go to #daveweek? I saw you on the Megatron at the Jazz game!

I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!
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Dave

Dave is sexy, smart, tall guy with some amazing surfing skills. He can run fast and has decent tan on his body.
Girls always falls in love with Dave and Dave take good care of his fans.
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Christmas Dave

We were supposed to get together on Christmas Dave but everyone was too tired to go out
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Sam and Dave

An R&B duo consisting of Samuel "Sam" Moore and David "Dave" Prater. They were active for around two decades (excluding a brief hiatus) before they split up. They are best known for the songs "Soul Man" and "Hold On, I'm Coming."

As of December 2021, only Sam Moore is still alive. Dave Prater died in a car accident in April 1988.
Don't you ever feel sad
Lean on me when times are bad

When the day comes and you're down
In a river of trouble and about to drown

Just hold on, I'm coming

Hold on, I'm coming

Sam and Dave were great together. Their perfect voices made some pretty memorable tunes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021
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