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Chode Whack

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.
Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations
by Donny Smith Toodles December 3, 2010
mugGet the Chode Whackmug.

son of a chode

A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.
Dude Anthony was such a son of a chode when he flashed everyone at the party!
by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009
mugGet the son of a chodemug.

G-CHODE!!!

The realist sk8 cru in all of north america, not to be fucked wit, ever, straight killahs
yo last nite outside da club this nigga rode by on his skateboard n blew half the mothafuckas away wit the uzi..who? one a dem G-CHODE!!! niggas dawwg. dey ain playin
by SquirmySlinky January 27, 2013
mugGet the G-CHODE!!!mug.

Chode Wallet

a Vagina that loves to take chodes.
by zeldajew November 3, 2008
mugGet the Chode Walletmug.

Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!
by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017
mugGet the Chode Lawmug.

chode mobile

a car that looks like a chode or as gay as a chode and usually the driver is a chode.
robbin:hey batman there is a crime going on

batman:to the chode mobile
by DARKNESS DIVINE666 February 28, 2011
mugGet the chode mobilemug.

Chode Carrot

is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.
Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?

Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots
by Tybunk October 28, 2010
mugGet the Chode Carrotmug.

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