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Chode Carrot

is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.
Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?

Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots
by Tybunk October 28, 2010
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Chode Wallet

a Vagina that loves to take chodes.
by zeldajew November 3, 2008
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Sober Chode

A chode that is sober.
Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
by Breckin April 29, 2010
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chode-husker

A chode-husker can be any of the following three things:

1. A person who gives a hand job to a man with a chode.

2. A person who does something stupid, dumb, etc...

3. An alternative mascot for Nebraska football
1. Bobby: Yo, Tommy, did you hear Jeannie gave a handy to

Billy last night?

Tommy: Doesn't surprise me, Jeannie is such a

chode-husker!

2. Bobby: Does anyone know why there is a penis on my

face?

Tommy: Because you passed out at 8:30 last night

chode-husker!

3. University of Missouri announcer: And now to the field come the

Nebraska chode-huskers!
by the purpler giraffe July 10, 2010
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Chode-wagon

Someone who is such a chode, they are a wagon full of it. An insult, calling someone a Huge chode.
"That guy called my wife fat!"
"What a Chode-wagon!"
by XScottX December 17, 2008
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Chubada Chode

A more, vulgur use for chode. Seen more often as an insult. However it can be used to describe a rounded chode, as opposed to an oblong chode. The chubada chode is opposite of a woogie chode almost little or no hair, and looks more like a wrap.
1. Don't be such a fucking chubada chode.

2. The burrito I ordered at Taco Bell looks like Wendy's fat chubada chode.
by Mansex Extraordinaire October 20, 2004
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Chode Whack

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.
Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations
by Donny Smith Toodles December 3, 2010
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