muppet blowing

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.

You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally

by madman88 May 4, 2015

blowing goats

When you are doing so badly in something such as sports that your time would be better spent blowing goats.

The team is blowing goats this inning.

by CANSECO33 July 24, 2015

Stand and blow

A woman so short that she can stand to give a blowjob.

Man is she short. She's a stand and blow.

by LSam July 30, 2016

blow zone

A zone that tends to get messy during science labs

Oh no, Im standing in the blow zone

*dramatic hand gestures* THIS is the blow zone.

by thisisthebz January 16, 2019

snow-blowing

An act which occurs during fellatio at the time of ejaculation, in which, as means attempting to avoid swallowing ejaculatory fluid, the fellatio performer blows the expelling fluid all over the fellatiated male's genitals. This technique may also be utilized for its theatrically aesthetic value during an erotic or arousing sexual performance (eg; in a porn film)

Girl... I was giving him head and then he came in my mouth..."
"OMG!... did you swallow?!"
"No girl... I started snow-blowing! ...and he loved it!"

by L!ghtBearer February 5, 2019

Blow Job

It's oral sex which goes through the mouth and the women tends to chocke on it cause its to bug but secretly she will ask it everyday

Jamie, would you like a blow job? Cause I will here we go

by Strandy bear February 21, 2018

Low Blow

The act of giving head to someone whose height does not exceed 5ft 5in (i.e. Dominic Campione)

Friend 1 -"Hey man, check out this video."
Friend 2 -"Damn Claire, thats a low blow."

by Lucas Woolhouse February 3, 2018