blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.
Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?
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Blind Supporter

Political pawns who are willingly ignorant towards the ills of their own.
Instead of being a blind supporter, use your brains to decide what is right and what is wrong
by Erragone May 07, 2021
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Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it
When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind
by Katy Pig October 07, 2018
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Blind Mag

She's done nothing wrong and physically can never do anything wrong.
"I heard Blind Mag was really on the fence about leaving GeneCo."
by Mister Pain November 25, 2023
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Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered
Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?
by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021
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Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.
Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."
by SoBoard September 11, 2013
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