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Toke blind

When you smoke so much pot you lose your vision
Yeo bro im sending you a voice note right now because i cant see enough to text you since i smoked a fat bowl and im toke blind
by Diwiebfkwlfh July 13, 2025
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Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.
George had practical blindness for summer reading.
by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012
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.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
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love blind

Love blindness is an emotional version of color blindness where a person interprets red flags as giant green just-fucking-go-for-it flags.

The term love blind was coined by Keeley Jones, one of those "they" that name stuff.
Keely proposed that she and Rebecca were perhaps love blind for ignoring so many red flags in previous relationships.
by SpockAwesome April 26, 2023
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Blind Contrarian

A person who disagrees with any ideas or beliefs that are brought up, or takes the opposite stance, purely for the sake of creating disagreement or causing irritation to the listener.
Person 1: I think abortion should remain legalized

The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life

Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.

The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important

Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.
by pwnagephake April 9, 2022
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Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up
"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"
by fatttt December 10, 2016
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blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.
"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."
by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019
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