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Teared

“js no gng teared gng.”
by kamped up December 21, 2025
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Teared

“js no gng, teared gng.”
by kamped up December 21, 2025
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tallahassee teaspoon

a sexual maneuver requiring the largest specimen available in which the large involvee sits on the smaller persons face as if to engage in a 69, but instad of bending to 69 the sitter lifts the legs of the layer to orally please them
I got Bertha to give pull of the Tallahassee Teaspoon.
by CWgoDolphins March 29, 2011
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Wax Teasing

1.)The act of having very visible ear wax and not letting your friend, who loves picking out ear wax, anywhere near your ear. This causes said friend to thrash about and wail loudly until the visible ear wax is either picked out or hidden from sight.

2.) A YouTube video depicting a wax filled ear canal but the wax is not removed. Thereby leaving the hopeful viewers incredibly unsatisfied.
Person A: Oh my you have a lot of wax in your ear, please may I remove it for you with my lengthened fingernail?

Person B: No you may not but have a good look, ha ha!!

Person A: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh sooooo unfair, stop wax teasing me!!
by WaxAddict January 1, 2012
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chilly taser

When you take a shit so big that the water splashes back up into your bumhole causing it to suck in
Man I got the worst chilly taser this morning it felt like a watersnake shimmieing on up there
by snotrag3000 July 29, 2016
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will teakell

a hot ass bitch whomst everyone wants to fuck
by whore3400 October 1, 2017
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tennessee taser

When someone has a plummers crack and you stick a finger in their crack, and twisting your finger in magnitude of direction.
Judy had a plummers crack and Jim Tennessee Tasered her in the kitchen.
by Beastman32 February 1, 2018
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