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toe nail surprise

the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.
If that jerk doesnt watch out he's gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.
by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010
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Papa John Surprise

Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008
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surprise

When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room
by besse92 June 5, 2011
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air pinch surprise

the sexual act of blowing air in a girls vah jay jay, then pinching the lips shut, then having her queef in your face.
Dude, i gave amy the sweetest air pinch surprise.
by fruitylipsuck May 3, 2006
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scarsdale surprise

To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:

1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.

2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.

3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!

Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006
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Surprise Sex

It's not rape, it's surprise sex!
by randy mac August 28, 2003
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cream pie surprise

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for
Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!
by Little Gords March 15, 2007
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