Haley- I’m gay
Natalee- I’m gay
Sarah- I’m gay
Jessica (who wears flannels, enjoys her kiwis and just screams lesbian)- i’m straight
all- 🤨
Natalie- She’s a sus straight
Natalee- I’m gay
Sarah- I’m gay
Jessica (who wears flannels, enjoys her kiwis and just screams lesbian)- i’m straight
all- 🤨
Natalie- She’s a sus straight
by i eat menmmmm June 2, 2021
Get the Sus Straight mug.when a person never shuts up about people of the opposite gender that they find attractive.
a lot of the time they make fun of gay people for doing the same thing.
a lot of the time they make fun of gay people for doing the same thing.
girl 1:oh isn’t this guy so attractive?
i started talking to this guy yesterday and i’m already in love!
i saw a guy yesterday and i’m already planning our wedding!
girl 2: that girl is pretty
girl 1: eww that’s so gay and disgusting! you make your sexuality your whole personality! you’re such a raging lesbian!!!
girl 2: you’re such a raging straight :(
ps: straight guys also do the same thing.
i started talking to this guy yesterday and i’m already in love!
i saw a guy yesterday and i’m already planning our wedding!
girl 2: that girl is pretty
girl 1: eww that’s so gay and disgusting! you make your sexuality your whole personality! you’re such a raging lesbian!!!
girl 2: you’re such a raging straight :(
ps: straight guys also do the same thing.
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Get the Straight slappen mug.A sexuality that means to date cis women/men and cis women/men alone this sexuality of course is for "straight" people who wants to be oppressed super badly, has possible connection with the neo-Nazi movement, and their flag has the colors of fur affinity logo (black) and grindr (orange)
TLDR; super straight are gay furry and possibly (most likely not) neo-nazis
TLDR; super straight are gay furry and possibly (most likely not) neo-nazis
person 1: i'm super straight
person 2: so your a gay furry?
person 1: (whispering) how the fuck did you know
person 2: its in your flag
person 1: oh
person 2: so your a gay furry?
person 1: (whispering) how the fuck did you know
person 2: its in your flag
person 1: oh
by nova (she/her) May 23, 2023
Get the super straight mug.In the non poser sense (i.e. someone who actually stays committed and doesn't give in to the pressure to use substances and have tons of sex) Someone who chooses to live a clean life free of the iniquity of poisonous substances such as alcohol, tabacco, drugs, as well as refraining from sex when not accompanied by a strong emotional attachment. Doesn't have to beat up people but some choose to not because they are straight edge but because they are assholes. However, to be straight edge is to endure ridicule, bias, fear, and prejudice. But knowing that your stronger in your convictions than others gives you all the support you'll ever need knowing that you don't rely on a crutch to facilitate social functions and happiness cause straight edgers can socialize and have fun in a natural state.
stoner/alcoholic/idiot-"hey man want to inject poison straight into your body and be miserable from this day foward without said poison until you can no longer function as a person cause your slowly dying a painful agonizing death?"
Straight Edger-"no thanks"
Straight Edger-"no thanks"
by xDerekx September 14, 2005
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