Squirrel

A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.

Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!

Karen's squirrel was a little prickly since she last shaved her beaver!

by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017

Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

by BJ Strange March 7, 2014

squirrel food

small amount of food wrongfully considered a "meal" by people. This could be something like a half of a sandwhich, some crackers, a small salad, or a bag of chips.

"i hate how the only thing this cafeteria serves is squirrel food"

by Renegade Ni February 17, 2010

google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"

I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook

by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014

the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

by reaper_ February 2, 2024

Squirrel

The pornstars of nature, because they love nuts!

Look it’s a squirrel!

by amara381 December 13, 2018

Squirrel Girl

Some random gag character in the Marvel Universe that is somehow pretty popular and incredibly powerful.

The fact that Marvel even made a character like Squirrel Girl shows how they either aren't aware that Rule 34 exists or don't care enough to think twice.

by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022