split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023

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splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

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splentiful

literally means same thing as plentiful but sounds a lot cooler

person 1: the harvest is splentiful today

by TheDarkFoxx April 20, 2023

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splentastrific

A combination of splendid terrific and fantastic altogether and means you feel so good that no matter what happens the smile on your face will never turn into a frown

I feel so splentastrific

I hope your doing splentastrific

by Wondering_word_Wizard April 30, 2023

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