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Spanish Inquisition

As heard on the "dear rayne" talk show. Invented in Cincinnati, Ohio. Refers to during sexual intercourse, right before the man is about to climax, he removes his penis from her vagina, and sticks his penis in whatever hole he can find. I.E. her nose, ear, eye, etc. and right before he ejaculates he exclaims "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!" Leaving his partner confused and pissed, ending with the male being slapped.
No body expects the Spanish Inquisition.
by Monni Clever August 19, 2008
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Spank me hard

A euphemism for fuck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the "SPANK ME HARD!" which expresses the literal desire to be spanked.
Friend: Dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house.

You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.
by lemontwisty December 11, 2010
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spanksta

A spanish gangsta, most likely in a gang. Also, if male- calls his other spankstas "ese." if female- calls her other spankstas "boota."
Look at that spanksta ova therre thinkin he tha shyt.
by nellysgrl September 14, 2004
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spankavision

rent a porn movies on hotel networks
good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision
by mark January 8, 2004
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spank'd

Windsurfing term

Verb: To be shoved with sudden great force into the water while on a planing reach. This action happens when the apparent or prevailing wind curves around the leeward side of the sail and inverts it to windward.
Man - I got totally SPANK'D on that last run.
by w5 February 23, 2005
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Spanked my Bacon!

Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.
Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!
by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011
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no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.
i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.
by Chris Norton January 29, 2009
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