Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid

Hey Braydon your such a stupid socks!

by Smart socks May 28, 2018

Sock Fucker

A man who fucks a sock, and cums inside.

Tim: "John your a sock fucker?!"
John: "NUH UH!"

by tsinnn. September 10, 2023

Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.

Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!

by GabeShooter April 1, 2019

sacrificial sock

A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation

Why do I only have non matching socks? You need to better manage your sacrificial socks.

by kooks November 5, 2013

bootie sock

When you throw an old moldy hot pocket out the window to hid it from other people

brody bootie socked the house last night

by Brody'sroommate November 13, 2020

camp sock

using a sock to wipe your ass when nothing else is available

whew!, thank god i was wearing shoes instead of sandals today!, this camp sock will do just fine.

by andy fike December 1, 2009

Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock

Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021