When a man uses a sock for masturbation then hides it and forgets about it, Only for his girl to find it months later.
by RuthlessDre91 April 13, 2021
Get the Pandora’s Socks mug.When you masturbate repeatedly into the same sock for a long duration of time, the sock becomes stiff enough to be used a a Boomerang.
by DixiesNormous February 21, 2020
Get the Boomerang Sock mug.sock boi is a kewl dewd😎😎😎 he has hair like a sock and has wAcKy biology! (he has bone under his hair)
by Rivvet November 3, 2021
Get the Sock Boi mug.To lucky sock, one must talk to someone else for, at least, a little bit too long about something very obscure or particular that clearly the other person shares zero interest in.
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.
One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.
It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.
One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.
It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."
Ex 1) The weird kid in the cafeteria lucky socked on me about his pog collection. He spoke to me for 20 minutes and all I could say was "cool."
Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.
Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.
Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.
Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.
by Grapefruit17 July 6, 2022
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Get the Sock-sniffer mug.When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
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