Where there's smoke, there's fire

A stupid expression which actually means "If something looks or sounds bad (like someone looks dangerous or someone is screaming), something is wrong

For real tho, it shouldnt be, Where There's Smoke Theres FIre, it should be Where Theres Smoke, There's Firemen

by Heeheheh April 11, 2005

South African Smoke Signal

the act of any sexual intercourse that involves, the partner lighting the pubic hair on the ballsack on fire while the person is ejaculating (skeeting, cumming, splooging, finishing, getttin that good shit)

i was shooting my load and that bitch gave me a south african smoke signal!

by The Long Snapper January 21, 2011

smoke job

term used in competion when a team or player absolutley annihilates and often embarrases its opponent

guy 1- hey you see the jets get tooled on by the pats yesterday
guy 2-ya it was smoke job

by cfoles November 22, 2005

person who wants all the smoke

Volodymyr Zelensky

Volodymyr Zelensky is a person who wants all the smoke with Russia

by GRANDSON February 26, 2022

u get smoked

killing someone without remorse

I smoked Blan, he cant fck wit me

by nart October 23, 2004

smoke

Any activity in which smoke comes from the "smoker" or which resembles smoking a cigarette.

To smoke 'em all - to use a firearm to kill


To smoke salmon - salmon is smoked for extra flavour/longevity

To smoke a cigarette- To inhale 'baccy and exhale it for relaxing effect.

To smoke a cock - see head

to smoke a car- to leave a car in the smoke of your car.

by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

smodiddlyotis

The ultimate state of pleasure for any human male: a full belly, a good burp, a loud fart, a good belly scratch, the smelling bacon, and getting a rub down from Carmen Electra all at the same time. This rarely occurs, but has been known to happen...

Me: Hey Dave Navarro, what's up?
Dave Navarro: Don't bother me. I am getting ready for my nightly smodiddlyotis.

by Matteau May 11, 2006