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Smartasstism

An incurable disease that you acquire from being on your smartass phone for a long period of time.
I forgot to take my meds today and my smartasstism started to flare up.
by PistolPete74 March 11, 2026
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Cute-Smartass

A term used to describe someone who is a smartass and is cute at the same time
Jess: You’re a cute-smartass
Jayden: Only one of those words is true

Jess: What if I said it was one word?
Jayden: Put it in the Urban Dictionary then
Jess: Will Do!
by notacutesmartass05 December 19, 2020
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r.u.a. smartassdickuser

1. somebody smart, abrasive, possibly confrontational, cowardly, or just fun loving, might be aggressive, but likes to play passively.

2. urban dictionary user
3. sometimes simply just a smartass
prefix : r.u.a. is used to express R>eal A>nnoyance of U>ntangable expression, REVEALENCE of USELESS AGRIVATION
Possibly a female who is RESOLVED UNWAVERING AVENGE smart, probable does have a sexy ass amongst other bangin hot assets and wants my dick so badly that I would inevidable be powerless to resist giving it to her if she so desires, but not for the purpose of using sex to get someone, seriously don't put me in a fucked up situation. When it's over between the most likely piece of shit cheating so called boyfriend, and their issues completely resolved are in no way involved. Then this BadAss sinfully sexually apealling lady may use use use my BadAss Crazy sexy body, and everypart of me in any and everyway. She is not the only one who likes to get dunked up, smokedup, and fucked up on everything mind altering thing under the sun, which is fun and fine and all, but not to be obsessively overdone. I think that enough for me it's been stimulating mentally to say the least, so for now i am done.
there is an r.u.a. smartassdickuser playing games, out there who would not be judged or talked to in any disrepectful manner all they have to do is talk to me face to face, I believe I'm pretty kindhearted and DO NOT JUDGE OTHERS, and if i do call me on it so I don't become hypocritical.
by OutCaKtIsLand July 13, 2019
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smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.
I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.
by me July 11, 2004
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Smart Internet Suite (SIS)

The Smart Internet Suite (SIS) is the best of bread applications that work together to create the most productive knowledge, collaboration and personal productivity tools available on the Internet. Usually based on Web 2.0 applications.
Facebook makes an excellent foundation for a Smart Internet Suite (SIS) environment.
by Robert Burwood August 4, 2007
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smaptastic

"hey how was your day"
"smaptastic"!
by mcoo November 4, 2007
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smart on

what a woman on crack says to you in macdonalds after asking if you're in a cult...
"hey, are you guys in a cult?"
"no"
"oh well...smart on!!!"
by whoopie Goldberg January 30, 2008
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