Slanty Eyes

A Person Who's Eyes Are Slanted Diagonally Across Their Face Enabling Them To Look Like A Fuckin' Retard.

That Young Man Has Slanty Eyes! Look At That Hoochie With The Slanty Eyes.

by RetardedFisherman June 28, 2010

slanted

adj: homosexual

your so slanted!

by minh April 12, 2004

slutty slants

A slutty asian woman.

Let's go to the massage parlor in Korea Town so we can find some slutty slants to fuck!!!

by Dontonio April 20, 2006

santa

worlds biggest lie told to children to get them to behave except for God. though this lie is not nearly as effective as god as all children eventualy realise that Santa doesn't exist at some stage while man simpletons continue there lives still convinced that the devine lord is with them always.

damn that guy is fat, bet he's got a job at the local shoping center as santa

by Aaron February 4, 2005

santa

the little childrens mammas and daddies

ain't no damn santa i brought them damn toys

by church hill bruh December 30, 2003

Santa

(n)Story about a mythologically large and generous man with flying reindeer which ones parents tell their children in order to confuse them further into a state of catholic bliss; (n)the overweight underpaid pauper who in december wears a red suit and lets little children sit on his lap in the mall; (n)a costume fat men can wear to get chicks to sit on their lap

On Christmas Eve daddy comes home in a big red suit from the mall with five dollars for everyone and then when everyone goes to bed happy mommy always moans, "Santa!" Daddy just says, "Ho Ho Ho."

by riz December 22, 2003

santa claus

A talking piece of poo who says: "Howdy Ho! Ho! Ho!" , as seen on South Park (those guys are so smart).

If you see santa claus floating in the toilet then be sure to flush it down so the next person doesn't have to see/look at it.

by Santa licks penis December 28, 2005