(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.
Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.
Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.
You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.
by heroworship April 1, 2011
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Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.
Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.
Usage:
Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!
Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!
by roblevistala February 5, 2010
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Get the Sittin on swole mug.A bisexual act that takes place under specific circumstances, often spur of the moment, usually with the female sex and often accompanied by activities such as dancing and consuming alcohol.
Dude, I gotta tell you that when that blonde chick at the club was drunk and was dancing with the brunette chick and making out it was totally unexpected. She must be Bi-situational.
by mclayman February 26, 2010
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turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
with the kids.
turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
with the kids.
Buffy decided that when her and john had there 1.2 children she could finally quite her job and become a sitcom.
by Buzz M. May 13, 2005
Get the SITCOMs mug.Sittingbourne is located in Kent, England. Sittingbourne is more commonly known as Shittingbourne. Shittingbourne is the worst place to live; it also has the worst highstreet, where all the chavs hang round. All the secondary schools located there are pure shit, they don't have enough money to afford anything. If you are a foreigner i.e someone not from Shittingbourne, you will survive for about 10 minutes. The reason you will die is because you will glance up as there is someone walking towards you. You then see it is a chav/chavs who begin to shout and you, waving their fag in your face.
To spot a chav is quite easy; most wear tracksuits for adidas/Nike and wear huaraches. with a fag in their mouth.
To spot a chav is quite easy; most wear tracksuits for adidas/Nike and wear huaraches. with a fag in their mouth.
by iamjesusoncrack July 5, 2016
Get the Sittingbourne mug.The next game that will be released in the genre of timed symbol match games. Asians have Dance Dance Revolution (DDR), Whites have Guitar Hero, and soon Slushie Indians will have Sitar Hero.
"Afshan loves his new Sitar Hero game, and he can get almost a perfect score on the songs 'you got another thing bombin'' by jihadas priest and 'smoke on the hookah' by durkah purple."
by he who stands there December 9, 2008
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