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ass sandwich

The act of planting one's ass on another's face, usually after they've been overserved and are passed out on a couch or bed. Proper form "fits" the butt crack atop the nose.
Bobby came home hammered and passed out. So I gave him an ass sandwich.
by Mark Regan September 3, 2006
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Jamaican Dirt Sandwich

Made popular by Dean Blundell on The Dean Blundell Show

on 102.1 the Edge, in Toronto.

"It's when you get high with your girl, and your in a park somewhere doin' it, and there's dirt on the ground, and your down there, doin' (pussy licking noises) the thing, and you get a little dirt in there, IT'S THE JAMAICAN DIRT SANDWICH"

"Nah, the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich is bad because the grounds dirty right? And once you get a little dirt, it's not good."
"If I'm ever eating the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich in front of you, guaranteed one thing is for sure: We will both be VERY VERY DRUNK, and I wouldn't remember it"
by Scotty900 August 5, 2009
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lady sandwich

when a girl is in the middle of a threesome and one guy is fucking her in the ass and another is at the other end screwing her in the front
They saw i lady sandwich in the porn movie
by Mary April 5, 2005
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turkey sandwich syndrome

The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.
"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."
by C-wak March 29, 2006
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sandwiches

1. Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat or cheese placed between them.

2. A partly split long or round roll containing a filling.

3. One slice of bread covered with a filling.

4. Something resembling a sandwich.

5. What Billy must not forget.
Billy! Don't forget your sandwiches, that I made you. Sandwiches.
by Peter May 1, 2004
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Wet Sandwich

Referring to an awkward or unintelligible comment made by another, usually either under the influence or between the hours of 3 and 6 in the morning.
"I have a banana in my pocket, it's so all that is that thing, you know?"
"No, I don't know, that was such a wet sandwich."
by Lee Bens March 25, 2009
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ham sandwich

The band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.
by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011
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