swampie

swampie is slang for someone who is from cornwall or norfolk because they are supposed to have webbed hands and feet due to the amounts of water in there area.

oi swampie come over here

by madyaker March 25, 2010

swamp ass

The unfortunate and revolting flatulence that can result from poor dietary choices.

After downing two bowls of chili and a few hard boiled eggs, Noah was stricken with a debilitating case of swamp ass.

by Annie January 16, 2004

swamp ass

It is when your anus becomes extremely itchy. The itching can get quite intense and the more you itch, the more intense it gets. Swamp ass will usually occur after moving your bowls. The itching is most noticeable at night, especially while lying in bed. There is a cure however: Go to your doctor and he will recommend some cream. It should be gone in 2-3 weeks

The reason why swamp ass occurs when moving your bowls only at night is a mystery

by SWAMP ASS VITCIM August 23, 2004

Swamp in the Backyard

The sweaty sensation around/in the buttocks caused by walking around outside on a hot summer's day, usually while wearing jeans.

Ugh, I should have worn a skirt today. I got a total swamp in the backyard right now.

by MissCuppycats May 11, 2010

swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010

swamplogging

v., to copulate with a particularly moist partner.

So last night I was swamplogging in this chick...

by socolumberjack December 25, 2010

Swamp Slomps

A messy, sweaty, beefy pussy; a vagina that resembles 2 week old ground beef.

That big ass girl over there with the thick legs got some SWAMP SLOMPS

by Joey Slomps April 21, 2011